April 2012
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Love story: 'It's a verified account!'
HUSBAND: ihop
wozniak was at ihop 44 minutes ago!
WIFE: LOL
HUSBAND: getting ice cream
WIFE: lol!love some good fatboy tweets!
HUSBAND: it's just funny! probably a billionaire and he eats at shittier places than we do!
WIFE: Tweetin' that!
HUSBAND: now he's at a taqueria!
los pericos taqueria
WIFE: THAT'S MADE UP!
HUSBAND: and, jesus
two hours ago he ate at outback!!!!
https: //twitter.com/#!/stevewoz
WIFE: this is made up
HUSBAND: we are watching a man kill himself with food!
WIFE: you're a chump
HUSBAND: https://twitter.com/#!/stevewoz/status/189161750711640064
it's a verified account
WIFE: That's the dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
HUSBAND: fuck it, i'm adding him as a foursquare friend
gonna stay on top of this shit
in real time
WIFE: Other dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
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