#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead
Murray: More principled than Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul combined.
Write-in: Murray Alejandro Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead

Murray: More principled than Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul combined.

Write-in: Murray Alejandro Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead
Cast a vote for cute. You’ll be glad you did. 
Write-in: Siri (Sirius Black) Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead

Cast a vote for cute. You’ll be glad you did. 

Write-in: Siri (Sirius Black) Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead. 
This is the only dirty laundry Addy knows. 
Write-in: Addy Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead. 

This is the only dirty laundry Addy knows. 

Write-in: Addy Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead
Murray knows sometimes the path of least resistance is the path to food.
Write-in: Murray Alejandro Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead

Murray knows sometimes the path of least resistance is the path to food.

Write-in: Murray Alejandro Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead
Vote for a true friend. Siri sticks by you even in the worst of blizzards, recessions, furloughs.
Write-in: Siri (Sirius Black) Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead

Vote for a true friend. Siri sticks by you even in the worst of blizzards, recessions, furloughs.

Write-in: Siri (Sirius Black) Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead. 
Addy thinks outside the box — and in. 
Write-in: Addy Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets instead. 

Addy thinks outside the box — and in. 

Write-in: Addy Funtime Barrineau

#SuperTuesday: Vote for my pets

I was looking for my voter card today so I can participate in the Virginia Republican presidential primary when I had a fabulous idea: As a disgusted, marginalized independent voter who matters not to neither the Republicans nor the Dems, I had decided to write in one of my pets. (My journalistic ethics won’t tell you which one.) And then I learned that Virginia voters are not allowed to write in candidates today. If you’re votin’ in Virginia, ya gotta pick Mitt Romney or Ron Paul, because Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich failed to submit enough voter signatures to secure a place on the ballot. (Not either of them would have made the ballot more tolerable anyway.)

Even though I and handfuls of other Virginians can’t vote for my pets, voters in nine other Super Tuesday states — Georgia, Idaho, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Alaska — can.

So cast a vote for cute. You’ll feel better than voting for a windbag. 

(Candidate photos to follow.)