Love story: 'It's a verified account!'
- HUSBAND: ihop
- wozniak was at ihop 44 minutes ago!
- WIFE: LOL
- HUSBAND: getting ice cream
- WIFE: lol!love some good fatboy tweets!
- HUSBAND: it's just funny! probably a billionaire and he eats at shittier places than we do!
- WIFE: Tweetin' that!
- HUSBAND: now he's at a taqueria!
- los pericos taqueria
- WIFE: THAT'S MADE UP!
- HUSBAND: and, jesus
- two hours ago he ate at outback!!!!
- https: //twitter.com/#!/stevewoz
- WIFE: this is made up
- HUSBAND: we are watching a man kill himself with food!
- WIFE: you're a chump
- HUSBAND: https://twitter.com/#!/stevewoz/status/189161750711640064
- it's a verified account
- WIFE: That's the dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
- HUSBAND: fuck it, i'm adding him as a foursquare friend
- gonna stay on top of this shit
- in real time
- WIFE: Other dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
