Love story: 'It's a verified account!'

  • HUSBAND: ihop
  • wozniak was at ihop 44 minutes ago!
  • WIFE: LOL
  • HUSBAND: getting ice cream
  • WIFE: lol!love some good fatboy tweets!
  • HUSBAND: it's just funny! probably a billionaire and he eats at shittier places than we do!
  • WIFE: Tweetin' that!
  • HUSBAND: now he's at a taqueria!
  • los pericos taqueria
  • WIFE: THAT'S MADE UP!
  • HUSBAND: and, jesus
  • two hours ago he ate at outback!!!!
  • https: //twitter.com/#!/stevewoz
  • WIFE: this is made up
  • HUSBAND: we are watching a man kill himself with food!
  • WIFE: you're a chump
  • HUSBAND: https://twitter.com/#!/stevewoz/status/189161750711640064
  • it's a verified account
  • WIFE: That's the dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
  • HUSBAND: fuck it, i'm adding him as a foursquare friend
  • gonna stay on top of this shit
  • in real time
  • WIFE: Other dumbest thing you've ever said to me.
Love the G+.
ultra-k:

(via Wall Photos)

Love the G+.

ultra-k:

(via Wall Photos)